FaggotFace

When i was 4 years old,
i was stuck in a tree and didn't know what to do.
then, all of the sudden, a gurl with a faggoty face and a bright red cape came running down the street.
she saw me, threw a huge rock at me, laughed, and ran away.
it was the most touching moment ever in my life.
then, a few hours later, she came back.
she was there to ask for advice.
she wanted to know what a blowjob was and how it worked.
astonished because she did not know this at 2 years old, i explained to her exactly what she needed to know.
she then began to call me SluttyWhore, and i called her FaggotFace.
She helped me out of the tree, and we walked far, far away and began a new life with each other.
We starred in our first porno, worked the corners together, and even got out own pimp!
his name was PimpDaddyVagalicious
i really couldn't imagine life today without FaggotFace. it makes me cry just thinking about all the wonderful moments we've shared together throughout our lives.
I love you FaggotFace <6969
XOXO

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